Jobsworths

Jobsworths

So, jobsworths. Essentially people who think they are better than the rest of us “plebs”, because they have been given a slither of power over a slither of the world. These police officers that arrest “drunk” people who are sat in their cars with the keys in, because “technically you could have been driving.” Those dick heads at football matches that won’t give the bottle top to a woman with four kids, because “it’s policy.” These teachers that exclude the kid that fought off a gang that was bullying his little brother, because “rules are rules.” I say to all of you, blow your policy out of your ass. You thick, common sense lacking, no good doing, “I’m gunna make myself feel better by taking it out on somebody else” pieces of shit are no good for society and have clearly been brought up wrong.

          Quick first hand example: Couple of days ago me and a friend running to catch the shuttle bus so we can catch the train at 5 passed. Great, we’re laughing. It’s a good job we’ve got this shuttle bus service otherwise we’d have to wait half an hour for another train. Oh, what’s that Mr. big hard clever Driver? You can’t let us on the shuttle bus because there is a limit of 10 people standing and 9 are already on? Oh yeh, that makes perfect sense. I presume if me and my friend got on to the bus, it would immediately implode given that the “rule had been broken”, thus leaving all aboard swirling for eternity in a shit storm of bus metal, blood and university work.

          Sense the tone of sarcasm. Any person with half a fucking brain cell can see that it would make no fucking difference if there was one more person on the bus. But these shit for brains, power mad, megalomaniacs have it sussed. It’s everyone else that’s stupid, and they know better than all us sane people. I know a guy that was fined £30 for not having a ticket on the train, on a journey that was 5 minutes long. I shit you not. 5 minutes. This fuck up of a train conductor that thinks it’s our fault that we had to rush for the train because the company you fucking work for can’t keep to a schedule, and wanted to buy a ticket on the train. Like that is “fare dodging.” The guy that’s hunched into the tiny WC is fare dodging, Sherlock Holmes, not the guy waiting patiently to buy a ticket. Fucking jobsworth. People just need to lighten up a little. Why would anyone want to be that uptight? Unless you work in bomb disposal, the tiniest of details do not matter in your life. And if all you’ve got to make you feel good is being picky like that you need to find an anal girlfriend or some shit because I’ve had enough of this. Besides, a great man once said: “Rules are more like guidelines anyway.”