Miley
Cyrus
What
happened to Hannah Montana? One day I’m watching the Disney channel, thinking: “Hey,
Hannah Montana is looking fit.” And the next I’m watching the same girl grind
up against a pole at the some awards do. What the hell? What’s next, Zack and
Cody snorting cocaine at the FA Cup final? TJ from Recess pulling a prostitute
out of the back of his car on You’ve Been Framed? Bart Simpson curb stomping
Sabrina the teenage witch because she didn’t get the golden monkey on Jungle
Run?
What
the hell is Cyrus’ problem? What is she trying to prove? That she is capable of
fucking everything on the planet? Including women, judging by her haircut. She’s
been elevated to this ridiculous level of fame lately, and I don’t even know
why. The only thing I know that she has done is a bad kids TV show. And she did
some singing, apparently.
It
annoys me that she gets away with acting like a complete slapper in the name of
“creating an image” or “styling her character”. Fuck you Miley Cirus, and fuck
everyone involved in your dirty psycho career. I got lucky, by the time she
started acting like Mary Magdalene I was old enough to understand that she was
a fuck up.
But
imagine kids trying to copy that. Billions of girls walking round with a Mohawk
trying to write third rate tunes and get their faces on every newspaper
possible. Imagine that world.
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